Hello there. I have a question for you people with a non-American accent.?

I'm an american. Don't worry, I don't bite.. or willingly send thousands of troops to Iraq for no reason whatsoever.. sorry. I'll get to the point. I'm very curious as to what you guys think the American accent sounds like (both the Texan/ southern accent and the northern accent0. I think most of the European accents sound formal and ellegant. Anyway, I've been curious about this for a while and anyhting you could tell me would be great.